In a world where hair on our heads are unthinkable and inexistent:
- cost for monthly haircuts could have been monthly savings
- R&D on products for hair treatment, color, and care may have funded the discovery of the cure for HIV
- there’d never be bad hair days
- the ozone layer could be thicker because there was never a product called Aquanet
- a bar of soap or a tube of shower gel is all you’ll ever need for out of town trips to clean yourself from head to foot
- you ride a non-air conditioned public transport and you won’t be micro-whipped by another passenger’s long, flowing hair
- a rebond? Gandang mama Ricky Reyes? Hair Spray the musical? FTW?!
- dandruff removal could be done with a single quick yank
- Niknok and Cher could possibly look identical, for all we know
- Britney Spears is one crazy act less
- Proving that La Toya and MJ are two different people would have been exponentially harder
- nuns won’t have a reason to wear their veil
- the tidal wave, pugad ng ibon, Darth Vader do, pubic hair do, bunot, Sto. Niño look, the cobra, buhok-principal, top gone, et al would not have been coined
- LSS from messed-up shampoo commercial jingles will never happen
This dickery is brought to you by an entire night spent looking for a workable WP theme and ending with nothing useful.
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20 April 2008 at 7:20 am
lol. you know niknok? haha. oldie. :p
20 April 2008 at 1:30 pm
One never gets hurt when hair gets cut off or clipped, which makes me wonder why experts haven’t recognized hair as an infection that it is.
…cost for monthly haircuts could have been monthly savings
Kamusta naman kasi ang budget mo sa mga Shiseido hair products mo?!
20 April 2008 at 5:13 pm
But without hair we have less protection from the outside environment and less protection means our body will compensate making our skins callous and shit. =(
20 April 2008 at 5:15 pm
I like your current WP theme. :)
20 April 2008 at 5:18 pm
I didn’t say caps and hats won’t be invented. Relax dun over think. Besides, as I’ve already said, without “head” hair (because we’ll still have all other bodily hairs other than “head” hair), there’d never be Aquanet and we’d have a thicker ozone layer and the UV rays from the sun would have been filtered more and less cancerous. Just play along with me on this please? k? thx!
20 April 2008 at 5:22 pm
Same reason why I’m having problems letting go of it. *sniff* this marks my immersion to css and php. This. Theme. Made. Me. A. css-php non-virgin!
20 April 2008 at 5:23 pm
apir nga dyan! *um*
20 April 2008 at 5:24 pm
Walang Shiseido na pam-buhok! Baklang toh! L’oreal Clay! And Gatsby matt and hard (emphasis on the hard)
20 April 2008 at 5:33 pm
kaya pala hindi ko sya kilala eh. LOLOLOL
20 April 2008 at 5:41 pm
Think of him as Will Eisner’s The Spirit. People must make an effort to know, love, and embrace the literature. Also GI Joe. It’s a required necessity (andaming sinabi para ipagtanggol ang edad HUHLOLZ!)
20 April 2008 at 7:10 pm
Oh yeah right. So I’ll just say with everyone bald, everyone will be funny and the earth will be a better place? Diba? Comedian mga kalba? =)
20 April 2008 at 8:39 pm
Leche! XD
20 April 2008 at 9:10 pm
HUHLOLZ!!
21 April 2008 at 12:40 pm
have you tried the L’oreal stuff that supposedly simulates the day old shampoo look? feedback? hehe
21 April 2008 at 1:17 pm
What product in particular? Stuff with 3/5 strength dun work for me. Hair too thick to be tamed by weak wax. If you meant Out of Bed then no, that didn’t work either. There’s this gel that’s supposedly indestructible. That one I’d like to try. Better than hair glue I heard.
21 April 2008 at 2:32 pm
i loved the citre shine glue – mukhang elmer’s glue talaga lalagyan. pero wala na yun ngayon eh.
Dirty Clean yung pangalan nung L’oreal product. hehe
21 April 2008 at 2:35 pm
Yung orange? LOL I can haz dati! I dunno Dirty Clean. I shall hunt for one later. And the “indestructible” one, too.
21 April 2008 at 5:42 pm
what did you do to your teeeeeem?!
21 April 2008 at 5:44 pm
And oh, yeah, the glue was orange. Yung Orange and black. Laging naninigas dun sa spout. hehe
GREAT! Buy Dirty clean and tell me how it works. lol
Yung indestructible ba yung hindi nasisira kahit nakahelmet?
21 April 2008 at 5:49 pm
Isang araw lang to LOL. Tinitiis ko nga rin na hindi bumalik agad ksi paninindigan ko, LULZ. Yeah I’ll buy and do a vlog about it. Susuot ako ng helmet para malaman ng lahat kung totoo o hindi. XD
21 April 2008 at 6:15 pm
You forgot the Siyete-Siyete style!
21 April 2008 at 6:21 pm
Worst style ever for both men and women LULZ
22 April 2008 at 2:45 pm
You approved that trackback? hehe
22 April 2008 at 2:51 pm
Automatic to, di na dumaan sa spam. Shit, walang kwenta. Spammed LOL
22 April 2008 at 4:27 pm
People would be less vain.
We’d all look like monks. And monks will have to cut something else to distinguish themselves from the rest of us.
23 April 2008 at 2:43 am
Non-monks should just stay away from wearing orange robes. Do you know that in Malaysia, monks have IDs issued to them by the government. They use their IDs same way policemen do, flash em for exclusive privileges. I saw it with my own eyes.
23 April 2008 at 2:48 am
They’re out of Dirty Clean in Landmark. I saw its ad. It’s paste with extreme hold. Paste is supposedly weaker than wax so I wonder how long it can keep the style up. Worth a try.
29 April 2008 at 4:22 pm
Special privileges you say… hm… Wait thinking dirty Catholic priests, like what?
I’m thinking of grabbing an orange robe right now unless there’s this karmic law against that hehe